Jokes and Cartoons

Since I lost my job, I have been sending my family silly jokes every day. I look for them on line, and then send 4-6 via a group text. It’s been fun to see which ones people like, which ones are ‘thinkers’, and the jokes that come from those jokes. It has been fun!

The offshoot of the jokes has been cartooning. I have never spent much time drawing, nor would I call myself an artist. But that has not stopped me from sending my family silly cartoons!! I’ve had some fun creating ‘people’ out of foods, or other inanimate objects. I hope these brighten your day!!

What role do green beans play in Thanksgiving?

Casser-role!

Diarrhea awareness week starts today.

It runs through Friday!

What is Patsy Cline’s all-night Chinese restaurant called?

Woking After Midnight!

I heard that Lou Reed has a new Asian Fusion cookbook out.

It’s called Wok on the Wildside!

I was going to wear my camouflage shirt today….

I could not find it!

A cowboy rides into town. What does he order at the diner?

Gallop Potatoes!

Au Trottin Potatoes!

I just heard Bruce Lee has a brother…

His name is Broc!

Charles Dickens walks into a bar and says “I’ll have a martini.”

The bartender says “Olive or Twist?”!

Why do bees have sticky hair?

They use honey combs!

Why couldn’t the Italian man get into his restaurant?

Because he had gnocchi!

Give a man a duck and he will eat for a day.

Teach a man to duck and he’ll never walk into a bar again!

I am thinking of opening a restaurant with Chinese and Middle Eastern Food. What will I call it?

Wok like an Egyptian!

I had an embarrassing mix-up at the grocery store yesterday. The cashier said strip down, facing me.

She meant my credit card!

Is loud laughing allowed in Hawaii?

Or just a low ha?

So in conclusion, I believe Danson is better than Cruz.

Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk!